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Following the success of 'Wuthering Heights: The Eras Tour Edition,' executives confirm they are currently shopping for the rights to the concept of the 19th century.
The director reportedly wept after realizing the 400-million-dollar spectacle is currently competing for attention with a viral video of a cat falling off a counter
After running out of animated poultry to adapt, producers turn their desperate attention to the prehistoric hunting rituals of the Upper Paleolithic.
Sources say the actor has not offered a coherent thought since August, instead gesturing wildly at his watch while screaming Marty Supreme Christmas Day
"It’s the most immersive experience yet," said one viewer currently being shipped to Orlando to serve as a permanent animatronic in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
Casting Director Cassandra Kulukundis Honored For Sifting Through Thousands Of Skateboarders To Find The Precise Level Of Scurvy Required For War Drama.
The character, a 12-foot-tall grey void that repossesses Core Memories, was deemed 'too narratively honest' for a PG rating.