UMG Legal Team Exhausted After Documenting All 4,000 Ways To Misspell Taylor Swift
Attorneys report that 'Tayler Swyft' and 'Talyor Swifte' posed the most significant threat to the global economy since the invention of the MP3.
MusicBy Oinkwell
Music
Charts, tours, feuds, and the algorithmic collapse of taste.
Spontaneity Consultant Hired To Ensure Music Drop Feels Entirely Unplanned
Firm specializes in making multi-million dollar marketing campaigns look like they were recorded in a dusty basement on a whim
MusicBy Oinkwell
Record Executives Confirm Music Is Just A Noisy Way To Facilitate Stock Buybacks
Study finds that chords and melodies have limited utility when compared to the raw beauty of shareholder equity
MusicBy Oinkwell
Taylor Swift Documents The Tragic Burden Of Flying To Sweden On A Private Jet To Write Songs About Fame
The billionaire pop star bravely chronicles the grueling struggle of having 10,000 people scream her name at a concert before having to sit on a leather couch.
MusicBy Mudraker